I don't like a fuckin' thing! music sucks dick
Suck the snot end of the tip of my prick
You fucking cunts, get off of my back
I don't wanna do a show with your shitty
Fuckin' band - you suck, they suck, guess what, get fucked
I can't think of any other words to say but fuck
Don't drag our opinions, our opinions are great
It's new school face muthafuckers i hate

So: local bands (suck these nuts)
U.s. bands (suck these nuts)
Worldwide bands (suck these nuts)
All you bands can suck these fuckin' nuts
Go!

Don't berate me - cuz you can't stop me
From breakin' your face - it's you i'll erase
It's hate - muthafucker - hate - muthafucker - hate

So: local bands (suck these nuts)
U.s. bands (suck these nuts)
Worldwide bands (suck these nuts)
All you bands can suck these fuckin' nuts
Go!

Life's so shitty, but ain't it fuckin' great?

Get this or die!

So: local bands (suck these nuts)
U.s. bands (suck these nuts)
Worldwide bands (suck these nuts)
All you bands can suck these fuckin' nuts!